This is what I get for being on the internet.

Okay, so this is completely random (and a little inappropriate), but I was just scrolling my way through Pinterest, minding my own business, when I come upon this meme that said:

Mine is from The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer... "I had a nosebleed." I felt this was perfect.

So I was like, “Huh. Okay, sure. Why not?” And the book closest to me was Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi. And do you know what the first line on page 45 was?

It was:

“HANDS UP, FEET APART, MOUTHS SHUT. DON’T MOVE AND WE WON’T SHOOT YOU.”

And yes, it was in all caps.

Now, I want everyone to do the same thing, and tell me in the comments below. Because this is going to be hilarious.

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  1. First off, I just want to say the book I am reading is “Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children”.

    So I flipped to page 45 and this is what I found: “My grandfather’s there in an old British army uniform, feeding the machine dollar bills, but it takes a lot to buy a gun and we’re running out of time.”

    Not sure how that describes my sex life, but what the heck. I’ll go with it.

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